What Your Choice of Halloween Candy Says About Your Taste in Theater
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Written by Vicky Mejia
Yes, you read the title correctly. Whether you’re someone who celebrates spooky season or not, we can all appreciate the surplus of sweet treats that come around every October. It also reminds us to embrace the diverse range of candy (and theater) we have at our fingertips this fall season, because a sweet tooth and a love of theater go hand-in-hand, right?
So, in the spirit of Halloween, here’s our pick of nine candies, what they say about your tastes in theater (in our expert opinions), and thus, which of our 24/25 Season shows will be just right for you.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
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You are very particular about your genre (and candy) of choice. You appreciate consistency and the familiar. You remind us of Kenneth who is perfectly content with getting his go-to Mai Tai each and every time.
You are a person of simple tastes and taking a KitKat break provides just that tension relief that you need. Sometimes you just need to disappear in your own world for a while. Iykyk.
You are someone who likes to discover new genres and you’re not afraid of celebrating life’s moments just like alluring singer Shug Avery. Social anxiety? We don’t know her. May the music bring out your best moves!
You like to sit back and watch a good spectacle without being a part of the drama that ensues like Juicy’s family fiasco, in this case. You find popcorn to be overrated, but you believe that bite-sized M&M’s make for a perfect pairing as the chaos unfolds.
You enjoy a tried-and-true classic. The best way to get to your heart (and stomach) is with a no fuss candy bar— because we know “you’re not you when you’re hungry” (or in the case of Emma) when she needs to make a satiating decision. So, you go ahead and grab that Snickers to keep you satisfied.
First they’re sour and then they’re sweet and their ‘punchiness’ is not what people usually go for. You’d probably attend the “Museum of Late Human Antiquities” because reflective and experimental storytelling brings you the same sentiment.
A good intellectual debate is sure to keep your attention and even more so when you have your favorite snackable treat to chew on as you stir up your own witty comebacks and arguments in your head.
Maybe you’re a little too early and excited for the winter festivities, but don’t worry we’re not here to judge. The fresh, minty, comforting nostalgia doesn’t get old for you, and you are most likely someone who has their Christmas decorations up early (just don’t let Scrooge find out).